FinalAct3Scene5

//Enter JEDEDIAH, with ROSCOE and BARNEY (Rooster crows) // What kin I be a doin’ fer you, neighbor? Me and my trusted colleage would like to talk atcha if’n you don’t mind. Make it fast, if’n ya don’t mind. I’m in dang big hurry, today. Here it is, Mr. Hogue, sir. The whole truth, and nothin’ but the whole blamed truth. What is it, my good friends? Goodman Barney, sir, speaks a little off the matter: an old man, sir, and his wits are not so blunt as, God help him, I would desire they were; but,in faith, honest as the skin between his brows. Yes, I spect I’m as honest a man as thar is in these here mountains. Hardly a man could compare to you in honesty, Barney. Neighbours, you are tedious. What do you want? Just let me say that it is an honor to be talkin’ to you, sir. If’n somebody wus to have tolt me that I’d a be a talkin’ to Jedediah Hogue on his daughter’s weddin’ day, well then I don’t know whut I’d a said. Therefore, I bestow all my tediousness on thee. All yer tediousness on me, ah? Yes sir, and e’en mor’n that if’n I had it, fer you’d be the one that deserves it, sir. Whatever he said, I feel the same way. What do you want? <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">Last night’s watchmen apprehended a couple of sorry Bald knobbers as you ever seen. <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">Excuse my deputy, senior, he don’t even know wher Bald Knob is. <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">Indeed, neighbour, ain’t near as sharp as you appear to be. <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">Gifts from God, your honor. <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">I must leave you. <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">But we’re a needin’ you to examine these two bad seeds which the night watch captured last night. <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">Question them yourselves. I don’t have time fer this, now. Good day to ye both. <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">You heard the man, Barney. We’re to examine these two heatherns ourselves. Back to the watchmen and the Bald Knobbers. Away!
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">ACT 3. SCENE V. Front of JEDEDIAH'S house, day time. **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">JEDEDIAH **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">ROSCOE **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">JEDEDIAH **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">ROSCOE **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">BARNEY **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">JEDEDIAH **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">ROSCOE **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">BARNEY **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">ROSCOE **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">JEDEDIAH **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">ROSCOE **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">JEDEDIAH **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">ROSCOE **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">BARNEY **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">JEDEDIAH **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">BARNEY **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">ROSCOE **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">JEDEDIAH **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">ROSCOE **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">JEDEDIAH **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">ROSCOE **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">JEDEDIAH **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">ROSCOE **