FinalAct3Scene2

//Enter JETHRO, ABNER, BUBBA, and JEDEDIAH // **JETHRO ** Abner, after yer weddin’, I’ma gonna head back home. **ABNER ** I’m just a hopin’ that you’ll stand up fer me as my best man, Jethro. **JETHRO ** I’d be proud and honored to be a doin’ that fer ya. Heck yeah! Say, after I’m a gone, you’ll have ta be a keepin’ an eye on ol’ Bubba as it appears he’s mighty in love. I never seed anybody catch a case of the love bugs as bad as him. (Bubba enters and the group spies as he primps.) **BUBBA ** You sorry buzzards! You might as well be a knowin’ that I ain’t no more like I have been. **JEDEDIAH ** I’d agree. I thank yore worst. **ABNER ** I hope he be in love. **JETHRO ** Not Bubba! He’s tol’ me many o' times what there ain’t no woman in these here mountains good enuff fer him. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUBBA ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Well, a real man admits when he’s wrong. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">ABNER ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Face it my friend. You be “In Love!” **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">JEDEDIAH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Yuin’s know whut? I’ma thankin’ ol’ Bubba here is a lookin’ younger than he did yesterdy. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">JETHRO ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">I don’t know about that, but he sure smells a heap perdier. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">ABNER ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Love all right. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUBBA ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Jedidiah, can I talk to you in private? I’ma needin’ to ast you some questions, and it ain’t none o' these boys business whut I got to say. //<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">Exit BUBBA and JEDEDIAH // **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">JETHRO ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">I spect he wants to talk to ol’ Jedediah about Violet. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">ABNER ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Yep, that channel cat swallowed the whole bait. //<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">Enter BUTCH // **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUTCH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Howdy fellas, I’ma needin’ to talk to you two. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">JETHRO ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Howdy, Butch, what’s got you so stirred up? **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUTCH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Is this bein’ a good time to talk to you about somethin’ important? **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">JETHRO ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">In private? **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUTCH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">No, it’s Abner whut needs to hear this mor’n anybody. It mostly concerns him. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">JETHRO ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">What's the matter? **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUTCH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">[To ABNER] You still plan on marryin’ tomorrow? **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">JETHRO ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">You know he does. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUTCH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">I don’t know if’n he does after he hears whut I got to say. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">ABNER ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">If they be some kind o problem, what is it? **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUTCH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">We may have had our problems in the past, but that don’t mean I don’t keer about whut happens to you. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">JETHRO ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Why, what's the matter? **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUTCH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">I’ma jus’ gonna come out an’ say it. That Fiancee o yorn is unfaithful Abner. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">ABNER ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Who, DAISY? **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">JETHRO ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Even she; JEDEDIAH’s DAISY, your DAISY, every man's DAISY: **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">ABNER ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Unfaithful! You better be sure about what yer a knowin’ about my Daisy. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUTCH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">A pitcher is worth a 1000 words. If’n you’ll come with me right now, we jus’ might kin catch her in the act. I’ll explain on the way whut’s goin’ on. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">JETHRO ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">I don’t believe it and I won’t believe it lessin’ I be a seein’ it with my own two eyeballs. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUTCH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Well I don’t expect yuins to believe me. That’s why I’ma fixin’ ta show you what I’ma talkin’ about. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">ABNER ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">If what yer a tellin’ me is true, then I swar I’ll call her on it durin’ the ceremony tomorry, right thar in front of the whole mountain. You better be a lyin’, Butch. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">JETHRO ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">And, since I helped you snag ‘er, if what Butch is a sayin’ is true, then I’ll help you shame her tomorrow at the weddin’. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUTCH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">I’ll not say another word about it. I’ll let her unfaithfulness speak for itself. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">JETHRO ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">I sure hope yer wrong, Butch. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Take me to her, Butch, afore I explode from the inside. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUTCH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">It’ll hurt tonight, but you’ll be a thankin’ me tomorrow. Foller me. //<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">Exit //
 * <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 18px;">ACT 3. SCENE II. A room in JEDEDIAH'S house **
 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">ABNER **