FinalAct2Scene2

//Enter BUTCH and OTIS // **BUTCH ** Well I be; ABNER will marry JEDEDIAH’s daughter. **OTIS ** Don’t let appearances fool ye. I thanks I got an idie that can stop that marriage flat. **BUTCH ** Otis, anythang you kin do to cross that marriage would be music to my dad blamed ears. I am sick at my stomach with Abner, Daisy, Jethro and the whole lot o' them. Anythang to squash that marriage would be pure medicine to whatsa ailin’ me. How bout you tell me what’s up them sleaves o' yorn? **OTIS ** It’ll be ugly to see, Butch, but I guarantee that Abner ain’t never gonna have anythang to do with Jedidiah’s daughter after he sees what I gots to show him tonight. **BUTCH ** Go on,now. Don’t be a teasin’ me. **OTIS ** Do you recollect when I tol’ you bout how Daisy’s friend, Beulah, only has eyes fer me. **BUTCH ** I remember. **OTIS ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Any time o any night I want, Beulah will sneak out to meet me wherever I say. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUTCH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">What’s that got ta do with Abner and Daisy’s Marriage? **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">OTIS ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">You jess head on over to Jethro’s and be a tellin’ him and Abner that Daisy is a low lying skin flint who done Abner wrong by sparkin’ non other that this ol’ boy, Otis. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUTCH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">They sure as heck ain’t a gonno believe a tale that tall. Err you goofy or what? **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">OTIS ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Butch, they’ll believe whut they done seed with they’re onliest two eyeballs. Ba thundas, when we’re a finished with Jethro and Abner, they’ll look like the biggest fools in these here hills, and Abner and Daisy ain’t a never gonna git hitched. **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUTCH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">I’ll bite on this. What’s our plan, boy? **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">OTIS ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Go, find Jethro and ABNER ; tell them that you know that DAISY loves me; Convince ‘em that the onliest reason yer a tellin’ ‘em is to protect innocent Abner from that witch and to protect Jethro’s honor. They will scarcely believe this without eye witness proof: Bring ‘em by my winder jus after Midnight, and I’ll be a smootchin’ on Beulah and a callin’ her Daisy whiles’t she’s a warin’ a wig makin’ her the spittin’ image o' Daisy and she’ll be a callin’ me ABNER! Haw! Haw! Haw! **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUTCH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Haw! Haw! Otis, if’n this works, I’ll be a makin’ it worth yer while, fer dang shur! Haw! **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">OTIS ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">You do yer part, and I’ll be a doin’ mine, and we’ll squash this weddin’ flat. Haw! Haw! **<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">BUTCH ** <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Let’s git thangs, ready! Haw! Haw! Haw! //<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 16px;">Exit //
 * <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 18px;">ACT 2. SCENE II. In Front of Jedediah's House. **